As a proud member of the University of Tennessee's College of Communication and Information, Kyle Hovious strives to be all he can be in the field of journalism, his major (with a concentration in visual communication). After graduation, Kyle plans on becoming a photojournalist, or, if that fails, a bank robber.

Also seeking a minor in Cinema Studies, Kyle has had an interest in film since the first time he watched The Terminator back in his toddler years. Amazingly enough, that is completely true. His favorite genres are crime-dramas (Heat, Godfather I and II, etc.) and comedies (Hot Fuzz, Airplane!, etc.).

Due to a miserable curse put on him by gypsies while in Europe last summer, all pictures of Kyle now develop to show a horrifying monster; a one-eyed monkey, bloodthirsty, and bent on destruction. The golf attire lacks explanation, but could be an obtuse metaphor for anarchy.

When he is not scouring the Earth's four corners for a cure to his plight, Kyle enjoys photography, watching movies, hunting nosferatu, and chilling with his friends.

Kids love him.